Midlife Crisis

What the friek is up with those pictures of Dad? I haven't been this intimidated by him since I passed him up in height. Did he really buy a leather jacket, chaps, black bandana, and grow a gottee? Next thing I know he'll be ditching High Priests to go hang out with Sally and Jill, the twins down at Cook's corner. I guess he must have taken that stuff Mom said about wild men and Jack Bauer to heart. SAD! It probably is good for business selling Cherry CAScents to the good ole boys.
On another note, Ryan is frieking cute! But he still has a huge head. Guess he got that from the Hope side of the family.
One final thought... You know you've been typing too much or are a really sucky typer when your pinky on your right hand starts to hurt from pushing the backspace button too much.
One final note about the pictures... Does Ryan have good role models he can group up and emulate???

Hello Is anyone Out there???

Well, as Brad mentioned, our family is definately behind the times. I sent invitations to Mom, Dad, Rebecca, and Elise's parents. Not even half the people have even joined. $20 says the invitation went to their spam mail, they deleted it because they didnt bother reading it, or its caught in Mom's thousands of mail that she'll never ever get to read. It's Friday night at 10:30. Guess what I did tonight??? I went to the gym. Do you know when the emptiest time is at the gym??? Dad would probably say 5 am and that may be true, but no one in their right mind actually gets up that early... Well, if you haven't guessed yet, it's Friday nights. Do you know why, because the people who go to the gym, don't go because they are interested in being in shape, they go because they want hot bodies so they can get the trophy guy or girl. They also go to pick up on that trophy guy or girl at the gym. Friday nights however, most people go and do something. Since Elise was working, I had nothing to do so that's where you can find me.
On another note, Elise and I found a place to live. We are going to move into Branbury. I know what you are thinking, drugs, sex, prostitution. Well only one of those three things will be true... J/K. Actually, we found a pretty sweet apartment. They have married apartments intermixed with the single apartments. Rent is $625 and that includes cable. You can get wireless for only $15 more a month. Two bedrooms, two bathrooms, two balconies. Fully furnished. It faces the forest behind Branbury and the river runs right by it. We're pretty stoked. Not that anyone wants to visit Provo, but we'll be pretty proud of it and want to show it off. Especially since it has two bedrooms and both have queen size beds. So, anyone can stop by. We'll only be here for 4 months and then its back to live with Elise's parents for the last summer of fun. What is the summer of fun you ask? Well this is the last time Elise and I have before full responsibilty starts. We are going to work minimally and go the beach often during the 4 months we have before I start my crap job where Ill be working 80 hours a week and gaining 20 pounds in the first four months. Ok feel free to add your comments. PLEASE!

Yankee's Loss

Well, sometimes good can lose the battles and still win the war. Although, the Yankees will have to sit out till next year, at least they put up a fight and made the series enjoyable to watch. That's more than I can say for their liberal bleeding heart neighbors to the south. Putting our differences aside, I think now we can all band together and cheer for the same team. Although we currently live in Orange County or claim that as where we are from, we can all realize that the Angels aren't a real team. Any team that has Disney movies made about it cannot demand the respect of a normal major league baseball team. The White Sox however havent won since like 1917. Yes that's even older than Dad. They have the same colors as the Yankees and gang members are fully supportive of their baseball hats. I think we know who Snoop will be going for... Anyway, if the White sox win, the gang members will be happy and crime will fall, thus creating a better society. Thats it for now. I look forward to all your responses. Yankees 2006 and Jack Bauer 2008. Together for a better future where "if you're an a-hole you die".